JOCK PHYSICAL

Now in his second year of college, 19 year old Dustin Gaines came in to my office today for his first adult physical examination. Actually, it is his first physical exam since his body has matured. Dustin’s last physical took place when he was required to get a medical release to play sports in middle school and at that exam the doctor neglected to do a genital examination.

Dustin only played one year of basketball for his school team but now maintains his body through exercise achieved running track at his college. Dustin has accomplished his goal. His body is a trim 132 pounds on his 5’04″ frame.

Dustin was both a little nervous and apprehensive at today’s office visit.. It has been over 6 years since he has had a physical exam and his earlier exam was extremely basic and far less invasive as his exam today would prove to be. Nervous though he was, Dustin was a willing subject and I took the opportunity today discover all of his hidden secrets.

Visually inspecting his body, Dustin shaves what little hair that developed on his chest. I noted a tiny shadow of dark hair follicles around each of his nipples. His underarms, while exhibiting hair growth, have been trimmed to a very short length. This technique also is duplicated in his pubic area, genital hair has been shorn to a very short length as are the hairs covering each of the orbs comprising his buttocks.

For many, nervousness shows itself with a nervous twitch or biting on their lips. Some nervous traits also manifest themselves lower on the body and with Dustin, all traits were in play today. Upon pulling open his boxers at the waistband, a uniquely shaped, erect penis appeared. Examining Dustin’s penis, I marveled at its shape. It is 6 1/2 inches while erect, it arches like a slice of honeydew melon and its tip reminds me of a scepter that an ancient king would use to command his subjects.

Instinctively, Dustin knew the proper form to position his body for his first prostate examination. His puckered anus was clearly visible and allowed for easy insertion of first: a rectal thermometer, my probing finger and finally an anoscope. Dustin, as it turns out, had been correct to be apprehensive about today’s exam. He received a very thorough exam which culminated in the production of what appeared to be a very tasty specimen.

Before he climbed onto my exam table, 24 year old Richie Negron spent 6 years on active duty with the U.S. Army. Today, he visits my office for his first civilian physical exam since leaving the military last March. I always appreciate when I have the opportunity to examine a former serviceman as they are generally very punctual for their appointments and accustomed to their nakedness in front of another male and so it was with Richie.

In school, Richie was a member of the school’s football team (cornerback) and basketball team (point guard). All his previous sports related physical exams were done at a local clinic and while his mom took him to those exams, she did allow him the privacy and remained in the waiting room. Richie admitted to feeling a little apprehensive during one of those school exams, when instructed to undress by the female nurse, but he was able to maintain his composure and keep his penis in a flaccid state.

A naked weigh in revealed that Richie is at a fairly solid 188 pounds on his 5’10″ frame. During my initial consultation, I found out that Richie’s body stayed fairly devoid of most injuries during his active sporting years however he did suffer a slight fracture of his wrist while rollerblading which occurred during an awkward stop.

Richie keeps most of his body trimmed back using an electric trimmer however there are a few small patches of hair that remain on his pectorals and around his naval. Richie’s trimming included his pubic region and the short stubby hairs protruding through the follicles are a testament to that activity. Like his teenage exam, Richie maintained composure throughout today’s physical. His penis in a flaccid state was measured at 4 inches and then again later at 7 inches while erect.

Richie received his first prostate exam today and while unprepared for it, he was tight, yet cooperative, and admitted to experiencing the arousal factor when his prostate was purposely stimulated. Additionally, I did take a urethral culture during this exam and Richie admitted that he had been given one previously at age 15 after he informed his regular doctor that he was sexually active.

Instructed to complete the exam with a semen specimen, Richie had a difficult time of it. Achieving and then maintaining an erection in the strange surroundings clearly was an issue for him but luckily I was able to lend a hand when required to do so.

I think my general philsophy on life is that you “win some and you lose some”. Luckily for me (and ultimately you, the viewer), I tend to win more than I lose. I will put 22 year old, James Kellogg in the loss column for a few reasons.

Visually, he is spectacular, 6’03″, closely cropped blond hair, and blue eyes. For the most part, James keeps his body natural; hairy chest, abdomen, underarms, legs and buttocks. He does shave his pubic area but the view of him bent over on the exam table and the curly blond hairs growing from the crevice between his buttocks more than makes up for the barren genital area.

James was pretty much a school jock and while he was a star baseball pitcher at his high school (before suffering a season ending injury), he also was a member of the football and basketball teams as well. His sports physicals took place on the school property and they were conducted in a solitary fashion in the school gymasium or trainer’s room with only the patient and the school appointed doctor present.

My exam with James was proceeding very well until I began the posterior portion. With him positioned on his hands and knees, I was able to record a body temperature using the rectal thermometer. Continuing on to a prostate exam was when the troubles began. I was able to insert the tip of finger into his rectum and just as I was about to penetrate the outer ring, James said, no, no, no……and then knelt upright on the exam table. I subsequenly withdrew and at this point, my involvment in the exam process pretty much ceased.

James was able to continue (in a solitary fashion) after I left the exam room to produce a semen specimen. More than likely, this will be James’ sole visit to my examination office.

In his defense, his English is far better than my Spanish. Eduardo Diaz, 23 years of age, is in my office to get a complete medical examination as part of his citizenship requirements. Eduardo played soccer all during his teen years with a bit of basketball and swimming thrown in for fun.

I began posing questions to Eduardo and while I did receive some answers to my questions, it became clear that he was having a bit of difficulty understanding what I was asking. Eduardo is 5’07″ tall and as I had him remove his boxers and to step onto the scale, I recorded his weight at 155 pounds.

Eduardo has a slight bit of hair sprouting between his pectorals and his pubic area is trimmed to leave some coarse black hairs as a backdrop, surrounding his genitals. I reached for the blood pressure cuff and no sooner then I turned by back for a second, Eduardo’s penis had sprung right up to a full blown erection. Might as well start there, so I measured his erect unit at 6 1/2 inches with a circumference of 6 inches.

Eduardo’s blood pressure was a bit higher than I would like to see on a young man his age but then some of it might be attributed to his heighten state of arousal. His penis remained fully erect all during the complete, initial stethoscope work and inspection of chest and abdominal areas.

Standing for his testicular exam, Eduardo jutted out like a soldier at attention. His scrotum was tight against the base of his penis making a prolonged testicular examination a bit more difficult. Turning him around, I observed a fair amount of black hair dusting the surface of his buttocks. Positioning for the rectal portion was a bit more labored due to the communication issues but I was finally able to get him to a desired position for exploration.

The rectal thermometer was the first instrument used to part his buttocks. He barely flinched when the cool lubricant was applied and the thermometer slid in without any complications. For the sake of mention and not even waiting to see if he comprehended me or not, the thermometer was removed and I informed him that I would examine his prostate next.

The tip of my finger pushed in past his very tight sphincter and then, I requested and received a series of deep breaths, which allowed him to sufficiently relax and permit me to enter his rectum. His prostate was easy to locate and then I methodically began to probe it and apply increasing pressure on it. His penis remain completely turgid and began to leak a bit of seminal fluids.

Collecting and retrieving a sample of fluid from his urethra was a simple, but still unpleasant matter. Simple because the fluids were so copious and yet, it was still fairly uncomfortable for Eduardo, which resulted in a deflation of his erection. However, he recovered nicely and in no time, provided a rapid fire release of his semen. I concluded today’s office visit with a further exploration of his rectum through the use of an anoscope.