My first thought upon examining my new patient, 25 year old Thomas Legends, was that if I could actually charge my patients by the inch for their examination, I could have a very, very profitable clinic ! Thomas Legends is a big man…..in a few different areas. At first glance, you would notice his height, 6’04″ tall, his tapered body at a trim 190 pounds, his extremely long digits on both his hands, and the menacing gaze in his eyes topped off with a buzz cut haircut. He looks the part of a real… bad ass. Packed and stuffed into his tiny briefs, he is packing some serious firepower, more on that later.
Thomas still enjoys playing soccer these days since he got started playing at the age 4. Although he was actually pretty talented on the soccer field in his position as a goalie, he did not get the same level of accolades had he excelled in football. Along the way, he also added basketball and track to list of sports activities. Easily to see with his body frame that basketball would have been in the mix. When Thomas removed his outer clothing and I got the first glimpse of the briefs that he was wearing; my first thought was that these were the “nice briefs” that he would wear when he had to go to the doctor.

Taking a patient’s history is an integral part of any examination. I found that while he is sexually active, he is dividing his love interests among several different women and also that is he using condoms in only 50% of these encounters. Note to self: be sure to take a urethral swab. I began Thomas’ exam and I could tell that he was nervous. You can tell a lot about a person from body language and the way he was laying on the exam table with his long arms and large hands resting on either side of his genitals, it told me that he was protecting himself. I had to re-position his arms slightly and lay them onto either side of his body to properly perform his examination. Even still, he would gaze down, watching my every movement as I conducted his examination.

About halfway through the patient history taking procedure, I normally would ask a patient o remove their final article of clothing and to step fully naked onto the scale to record their weight. It was then that I was fully able to visually discover what Thomas had been concealing in those tiny briefs.
Curiosity overcame me at this point, so moved on to the genital exam portion of his physical. Gazing down at his member, the first thought that came to my mind was, “sleeping giant”. Grasping it as part of the initial examination, I was surprised at its weight. Judging from my personal experiences in dealing with weights and measurements, I would have guess its weight at 2 pounds ! Requesting Thomas to stand up, I reached for the tape measure to confirm curiosity about the length of his flaccid penis. It was…mind you soft….measured at 6 inches in length and 6 inches in around.
Below his impressive maleness were an equally impressive matched pair of testicles dangling quite far below his member. His selection of briefs for undergarments became abundantly clear. The sheer mass of his complete male reproductive organs required the additional support that tight fitting briefs could provide. It would be unthinkable for a straight male to wear a jock strap under his clothing so briefs would be the logical choice. Thomas had never been instructed about self-examination technique (and while the thought cross my mind to voluntarily perform it for him gratis each month), I nevertheless instructed him in the procedure.
I still detected a guarded sense from my new patient and so to stall the internal exam portion, I took some extra time to inspect his torso and hips as the rigorous soccer playing of his youth might have caused some strain on his frame. Overall, Thomas is not a very hairy male. I did question him about it and he told me that he never really developed any significant amount of body hair.
Delaying the inevitable as long as I could, I requested Thomas to assume a hands and knees position on the exam table. As I surmised, he did not comprehend the proper position that I wanted him to assume. Again, I think that this was more of a defense mechanism on his part as he did not want to leave his back side that open, exposed and vulnerable. As I began to insect and palpate his neck, shoulders and spine, I could feel his
body already tensing up. Definitely, fear was setting in and while I did not speak of what was to come next, his anxiety of being vulnerable was manifesting itself.

It was now or never, so I reached for both the thermometer and the lubricant in one quick motion and stated calmly that I would take a temperature from you next. His buttocks were tightly clenched so with a lubricated finger tip I searched out and found the opening for insertion. Which, of course, resulted in a further tightening of his buttocks. Using a two handed approach for insertion (one hand parting his buttocks and other inserting the thermometer), I was able to gain entrance and bury the thermometer into his anus.
It was a fight, really it was, to get the thermometer inserted so I was prepared for an even large battle as I prepared myself mentally to give him a prostate examination. Most likely, he was relieved when the thermometer was removed so I quickly reapplied lubricant and told him I would conduct a prostate exam next.
Quickly I located the opening and pushed my fingertip inside of him. Yes, this was his first prostate exam and yes, he was very tight ! Allowing him to slightly get used to the fullness of my finger inside him, I then began slight movements to probe his innards. Locating his prostate, I applied back and forth pressure to it before I explained that this area contained his prostate and to which, he might experience a bit of sexual anxiety. He admitted that he did feel it somewhat.

No adult exam in my office is complete without the required semen specimen. In my experience, I have found that those males which are endowed far above average, have the most difficulty in achieving a firm erection while in my office. They may not have any issues in their everyday lives in a sexual situation but as my exams are not sexual in nature, they do have difficulty achieving that fully aroused condition. Luckily, through my years of experiences, I am able to step forward and assist whenever that need for assistance arises. Thomas, as it turns out, was much easier to get aroused and to get him to climax compared to some of his predecessors. Oh and to satisfy your curiosity as well, Thomas when fully aroused, just prior to ejaculation, is 10 inches in length !











































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