Lance Bennett (29 yo) is the father of three children and as he has not had a complete physical in over 10 years, new patient Lance Bennett is way overdue. Questioning about his current lifestyle, it becomes painfully obvious that he has neglected his own medical needs in favor of his family; he is the father of three children. He has been married and faithful to the same woman and now only uses condoms for protection from procreation. Suggesting he strip down to his underwear, I have him mount the exam table when he is ready.
Lance admitted to being both a social drinking and a cigarette smoker when he drinks so I was prepared for a bit higher than normal blood pressure and in that regard, I was not disappointed. However, I did not detect any breathing irregularities and his extremities responded most favorably upon examination. I am speaking of his penis, for as I pulled open his briefs to check the femoral pulse, he quickly became aroused. Confined within the tight space of his briefs, I suggested that he might remove them before I continued further.
As I palpated his penis, he quickly became fully aroused and his penis was actually bouncing up and down like the diving board at the community swimming pool. I further examined his erection while he stood at the end of the exam table for his hernia check.
Positioned onto his hands and knees, Lance received his first prostate examination and judging by the soft moans from the patient, it was a pleasurable encounter, which prompted me to insert a second finger into his rectum to explore the body cavity further.
Removing my fingers, I reached into the exam table and retrieved the anoscope as this was a perfect opportunity to examine his rectum deeper. At each procedure, Lance was docile and permitted me to perform any procedure that I deemed appropriate. As he responded well to the prostate stimulation, I lubricated a butt plug to provided sustained pressure onto his prostate to assist him as he produced a shattering semen specimen moments later.
New to the area, Alex (29 yo) enters the office for his new patient examination. Alex played a variety of no impact sports throughout his middle and high school years and continued that participation when he entered college. He still is a regular jogger and like today, he wears a jockstrap for support under his clothing. I have Alex remove his outer clothing and clad now only in his jock, I have him settle in on the exam table.
Alex began to mature with most of his contemporaries at age 14 however, it was not until age 21 that he first experience a sexual encounter. He generally relies on a twice daily masturbation ritual to keep his male plumbing tuned up.
Taking his blood pressure, I found it a bit higher than expected for an otherwise physically fit young man and while not alarmed, I mentioned it to Alex as a condition that bears monitoring in future examinations. Evidence of secondary characteristics of adulthood are fairly absent on Alex as both his chest, underarms and legs are all relatively smooth. His breathing was regular, lungs clear, strong heartbeat, and tugging open his jockstrap, I also found a lack of noticeable hair growth in his pubic region as well. I paused momentarily to allow Alex to remove his jock which allowed me to fully inspect his uncut member.
Prepping him for what I thought would be his first prostate exam, I asked and was informed that Alex had received a prostate exam while still in middle school (which has to be an interesting story) and when my finger was fully inserted into his rectum, I received a murmur of appreciation as I made contact with his prostate. As I was aware that Alex has only had sexual contacts with male, I took far more liberties during his rectal examination than would be required, under a normal circumstance. I stepped up my insertion rhythm and provided my new patient with additional exhilaration than he probably expected to receive.
Richie (23 yo) returns to the soccer field and the recreation league requires a sports physical to allow him to play. Richie is very good natured and a welcome patient at my office.
As part of his sports physical, Richie is subjected to a series of exercises to monitor his body’s reaction to exercise and his blood pressure is taken before and after those exercises are performed.
As a side note, Richie must be a little horny today as he stayed in a perpetual arousal all through his examination. To capitalize on his erection, following his prostate examination, I inserted a device designed to maintain his prostate stimulation.
As his pubic area is shaved smooth, I suggested aloe vera gel as a lubricant to nourish his skin and demonstrated its use which led to a tasty conclusion.
Preparation for another year of playing collegiate football and with a mandate from the athletic department to have a complete physical examination performed results in new patient Mark Wynngate appearing at my office. Collegiate requirements are a shopping list of required testing to maintain his college scholarship status, so I began with a new patient history for Mark.
Up to this point, all his exam requirements for sports were performed by the family doctor, however college eligibility produces new regulatory standards. I have Mark strip entirely in preparation for the examination.
Body maturation began fairly early although the secondary characteristics of chest hair has not started; aside from a bit of hair growth around each areola and around the naval. A strong heart beat and clear lungs were detected as I used my stethoscope across the expanse of his chest. His pubic hair has been shorn to a barely discernible length, most likely at his girlfriend’s request. His penis responds very quickly and becomes engorged after a couple of casual bumps against the base.
Mark climaxed with a great finish to this exam and as I pointed out, his aim is terrible. It is a good thing he is on his team’s defense instead of offense for he sprayed all over the exam table.
At his last visit to my office, I detected a higher than normal blood pressure reading for Ramon. I felt it wise to have him return to test and see if this was a temporary fluctuation or something that needs to be addressed and monitored more closely.
After I exchanged initial pleasantries with him, I had Ramon all of his clothing and directed him to step up and lay down on the exam table. Strapping on the blood pressure cuff, I used my stethoscope to check his lungs and listen to his heart. Checking the reading, it was more in a normal range, which I took as a positive sign.
Asking him to allow for additional space, Ramon stepped off of the table and prepared to perform a series of exercises, first 30 jumping jacks were counted off; some performed while facing me and others performed with his buttocks facing me. This allowed me to check his form and range of motions as the exercises were performed. Ramon performed that series of exercises while his penis was fully aroused and his penis slapped against groin with each occurrence of jumping. Next up, I had Ramon jog in a stationary position for about a minute. I explained that I did not need to simulate a full gym workout, but just enough to increase his respiration. Stepping back onto the exam table, I checked his blood pressure and it definitely had increased, substantially so. Most likely further monitoring should be instituted.
To complete today’s office visit, I first took another urethral culture, which was definitely a source of discomfort for Ramon. Then his office visit was concluded by an assisted semen collection for Ramon which culminated in a fresh protein ingestion.